tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59598442011-04-21T14:55:25.061-06:00GiGGle Juice has changed. Come and see what all the talk is about now.*Juiced*http://www.blogger.com/profile/02289243329162776201noreply@blogger.comBlogger571100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959844.post-1078300060597309442004-03-03T00:47:00.000-07:002004-03-03T01:53:26.983-07:00

MY SECRET IS OUT Now that the kids know (ha ha ha) I guess I'm free to share this with everyone. I'm not proud of this. Truthfully, I don't know how I feel about it. Last week... I got kicked off a bus. I work downtown. Due to a sad combination of bad luck, bad timing and an impatient decision on my part, I found myself at the mercy of the city's public transit system. Now, I have taken the bus

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WHY WOULD ANYONE BOYCOTT GILLETTE? I hate shaving my legs. I really do. I've tried dozens of ways to remove leg hair over the years... razors, electric razors, creams, home kits of cold and hot waxes, plucking and the list goes on. I hate the whole process of it. I'm too cheap... okay, and frightened to have them professionally waxed. Electrolysis... yeah, see above reasons on waxing and double

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FOUR JOKERS CAN MAKE A FULL HOUSE ... IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT! I win, I win! Funny, but after finally convincing the children I will not embarrass them beyond belief if I write about our lives on this blog, I do feel as though I've won a small battle. It wasn't an easy battle to win either, each wanted to know why I couldn't just start taking valium and watching soap opera's if I was that

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A FAMILY JOKE Have you ever heard a joke that left you wondering whos been peeking in your windows at night and taking notes on your family? Here's our most recent... this IS my youngest daughter! A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working

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MY FUNNY VALENTINE Yesterday, my youngest child thoughfully made me a cake for Valentines Day. I had heard her in the kitchen throughout the afternoon and knew she was hard at work on something just for me. Imagine my pride! After dinner she and the other kids cleared the table and then disappeared back into the kitchen where I heard them all begin howling with laughter. This in itself is

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DID I ACTUALLY SAY CHANGE CAN BE GOOD? *SIGH* YEAH... I GUESS I DID. I miss Jazz. Although we talk almost daily, the Blog is not the same without him. Then, just before Christmas we had a death in the family. Nana was 89 and according to her own words she was damn well ready to go 'home' but I don't think we were as prepared for her departure. The funeral was held December 21st and I returned

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THEY SAY CHANGE CAN BE GOOD LETS HOPE IT APPLIES HERE... GiGGle JUICE IS CHANGING! Jazz is leaving *sob* Due to circumstances beyond his control and obviously mine too, Jazz will no longer be able to help with the blog. I won't go into the specifics but his departure is unavoidable and I wish him only the best in any and all future endeavors. I love you buddy and we'll keep in touch as often as

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GiGGle LINES *We love this sites welcome download. #Until Hank figures out what they are really used for... *How a pitbull see's the world... #All they need is food, water and power... then they can download The Sims! *...On e-bay? ... selling what! #New Surfing Speed Record set ...Surfer beats wave to shore! *The guy you don't want to be behind at the airport security line and metal detector #

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GOOGLE GiGGle WHAT WE'RE SAYING... Is try this... Go to Google.com and type in the words 'miserable failure'. Click 'I'm feeling lucky' and see if Goggle doesn't have a sense of humor!

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ROME: BAN ON KIDS IN TV ADVERTISING 14 and under not allowed. WHAT THEY SAID... (Reuters) - How can you advertise a brand of diapers without showing a baby, or vaunt a new toy without a happy child playing with it? Italian advertisers face these tough challenges after parliament approved a new media law that bans the use of children under 14 years old in television advertising. The ban slipped

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BLOG IT FORWARD III WHAT THEY SAID... (Buzzstuff) "Here we go again, my friends. It's time for the Christmas edition of Blog it Forward Day! Yep, it's already that time again! My, how time flies. The rules are really simple. For those of you who are new to this (*hey Jazz, thats us!*) all you have to do is pick someone from your blogroll and post (on your site) just what makes them blogworthy.

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ANNOUNCING MICK JAGGERS KNIGHTHOOD Keith Richards is not amused * click for the pic * and more info on the Stones WHAT THEY SAID... (CNN) The legendary Rolling Stones' guitarist has flown into a rock and roll rage against Mick Jagger over the singer's decision to accept a knighthood, the ultimate nod from the British establishment. Jagger, 60, is scheduled to become "Sir Mick" at a

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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS? WHAT WE SAID... *Juiced*... Apparently one of two things. They either start a blog, sometimes with a friend to share with others... we call ours Giggle Juice. OR They marry their pet. #Jazzed#... Here kitty kitty kitty #evil laugh# *Juiced*... You have GOT to get out more often, Jazz

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FRESH SQUEEZED *JUICE* *Juiced... The blog is a mess *laugh* First the images, now a sizing problem... and although we, well I do the posting, my point is... I have posted and fixed the mentioned problems and countless others, I've added to the blog... Now blogger is on a GiGGle strike or boycott ...blogger is not publishing our posts. *sigh* It's not that anyone is missing out on any great

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JAW DROPPED BY RAPPER 50 Cent or When Rappers make more sense then Politicians WHAT .50 SAID... ..."you have a man pull up to the light in a Rolls Royce. You pull up next to him in a hooptie. You tell him to roll the window down. You could be telling him his car is on fire, he's not gonna roll that window down to hear. You roll up to him in a Ferrari, he'll roll the window down cause he thinks

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TURKEY BURIES MAN AFTER MISTAKING HIM FOR MATE GOBBLE GOBBLE! *no need to click, turkeys don't take pic's!* WHAT THEY SAID... (Gold Coast Bulletin) - A man has been buried up to his head by a brush turkey after he fell into a mating hole belonging to the bird in Australia. The bird is believed to have tried to bury the middle-aged man in a mating ritual. The man had fallen into the hole on a

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AND THIS YEARS UK 'Foot in Mouth' AWARD GOES TO... DONALD RUMSFELD WHAT THEY SAID... LONDON (Reuters) - A comment last year by Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld on the hunt for Iraq's weapons of mass destruction was awarded the "Foot in Mouth" prize Monday by Britain's Plain English Campaign. John Lister, spokesman for the campaign, which strives to have public information delivered in clear,

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*GiGGle* A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl

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LAWYER SURPRISED IN COURT HE'S SENT TO JAIL *no need to click, you'll get the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... BERLIN (Reuters) - A German lawyer who appeared in a Berlin court to defend a client suddenly found he was the one in the dock, facing a judge who promptly jailed him for not paying a fine after being convicted of tax fraud. The judge, noticing that court documents did not have the address of

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THAT ONLY TOOK FOUR DAYS *SIGH* WHAT I'M SAYING... *Juiced*... is this, the great image fiasco has been fixed. I'd like to give a big thank you to CyberTarp.com for their free image hosting, to CoolText.com for their free logo services, ROCHE for their 'who cares anyway' pill called valium and to Jazzed for his patience throughout this mess. With that said... lets see what kind of mayhem I can

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OH OH #Jazzed#... HELLO... are you hiding online? *Juiced*... hi... yeah I'm invisible, sorry. I'm busy beating my head into my keyboard, didn't want to be interrupted. Course I'll take a break to talk to you, what's up? #Jazzed#... #laugh# so you've seen our site? *Juiced*... *sigh* they're lying! We are not over our space limit... I've even deleted images from their stupid site but still none

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THE SHOCKING FOOTAGE YOU WERE NEVER MEANT TO SEE *CLICK FOR THE PIC* ROY'S ATTACK - CAUGHT ON TAPE

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A GIGGLE JUICE S.O.S. LEMURPANTS.COM WHAT I'M SAYING... *Juiced*... is this. I'm confused... and despite how obvious that statement is, I'm confused about something specific and I'm hoping YOU can help. I'm an avid weblog reader and sometimes use Weblog Directories to find new and interesting reads. So what's the problem, you ask? *THIS* What is it? The link is listed everywhere, you can't

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PENIS ENLARGEMENT WEB ADS PROMPT SPAM RAGE *no need to click, you'll get the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Call it spam rage: A Silicon Valley computer programmer has been arrested for threatening to torture and kill employees of the company he blames for bombarding his computer with Web ads promising to enlarge his penis. In one of the first prosecutions of its kind in the

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TEN THINGS NOT ON A PRODUCT LIABILITY LAWYERS WISH LISH WHAT THEY SAID... This is the 31st annual list compiled by Ed Swartz, a product liability lawyer for plaintiffs and founder of the nonprofit group WATCH, or World Against Toys Causing Harm. The list is intended to warn parents against toys that could be dangerous to children. But the government's Consumer Product Safety Commission as well

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WE'LL DRINK TO THAT THEN AGAIN... MAYBE NOT *click for the pic @ Jones Soda Co* WHAT THEY SAID... SEATTLE (Reuters) - Thanksgiving dinner with all the fixings: cranberry sauce, stuffing and turkey gravy flavored soda. Yummy? In the latest food fad to emerge in the United States, Seattle specialty soda maker Jones Soda Co. scored a hit this week with the introduction of a limited batch of

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NEW TO GIGGLE JUICE *BlogShares* For anyone who hasn't heard yet, it's a fantasy stock market for weblogs. Players get to invest a fictional $500 and blogs are valued by inbound links. It's an interesting way to learn a little bit about how the stock market works, and to find other weblogs of interest to you. To list your blog you have to sign up for a free account and add a link to blogshares

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TRUTH IN BLOGSTICKERS TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS BLOGGING. *click for more blogsticker giggles*

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WOMAN TOO BUSY FOR FREE SHOPPING SPREE NO, IT'S NOT A TYPO! *no need to click, you'll get the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... MADRID (Reuters) - It would be a dream come true for many: a prize of 6,000 euros ($7,118) to spend on a three-hour shopping spree. But one Spanish woman turned down just that on Friday, saying she was too busy. The woman had entered a Chamber of Commerce competition to win

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RANDOM LINK WHAT THEY SAY... How often do you find yourself on the internet looking at the same boring pages? You know there is something out there but you don't know where to look... trust me. how bad could it be? *RandomWebsite.com* WHAT WE SAID... #Jazzed#... did you notice the link on the page...are you going to add our url to the site? *Juiced*... already did... how'd you guess? *grin* #

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CALGARY BAR LETS CUSTOMERS USE CANADIAN TIRE MONEY TO PURCHASE ALCOHOL OH CANADA! *click for the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... CALGARY (CP) - A city bar is letting customers use Canadian Tire money to purchase alcohol. Pete's Peanut Pub allows patrons to buy drinks once a week with the promotional money issued by the huge retailing chain to its customers. The multi-hued money is handed out based on

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GUESS WHO'S BACK... BACK AGAIN... RIPPING OFF... EMINEM... JUICED AND JAZZED JUICED AND JAZZED JUICED AND JAZZED *JUICE* AND #JAZZ#!

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IT'S FRIDAY JOIN 'THE FRIDAY FIVE' 1. What food do you like that most people hate? *Juiced*...spinach 2. What food do you hate that most people love? *Juiced*...lobster 3. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you? *Juiced*...Britney Spears 4. What famous person, whom many people may find unappealing, do you find attractive? *Juiced*...Ozzy and

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DOG SHOOTS MAN A K-9 RIFLE USED? *nothing to click, you'll get the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... A French hunter was shot by his dog after he left a loaded shotgun in the trunk of his car with two dogs and one of the animals accidentally stepped on the trigger, police said Wednesday. The man, from the village of Espelette in the Basque region, was admitted to a hospital in the nearby town of Bayonne

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Concentrated *Juice* WHAT WE SAID... *Juiced*...I ran a search on the words 'Giggle Juice' tonight. Surprise! ...the name is associated with many, many things... things I hadn't even IMAGINED. You should have seen the results running 'Juice' brought back! My 'personalized' spam looks like a porno script. Juice this and Juice that... then throw in all those viagra ads I get.

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TEEN JOYRIDER NABBED DRIVING TRAIN I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN! *no need to click, you'll get the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... German transport authorities said Wednesday they needed to tighten internal security after a teen-ager previously convicted of joyriding with public transport managed to gain control of a Berlin train full of passengers. A spokeswoman for the Berlin metro rail network said

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LET IT ALL OUT ANONYMOUSLY ... OR SO THEY SAY! WHAT I'M SAYING... *Juiced*...Need to make a confession? Need a hug to go along with it? Well have I got the site for you! The good people at GroupHug offer both... and anonymously too. *WARNING* Reading the other posters on this site could leave you feeling very, very good about yourself*

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LETTERMAN MISSES MONDAY NIGHT SHOW GIRLFRIEND IN LABOR WHAT THEY SAID... Bandleader Paul Shaffer filled in for Letterman as host of the "Late Show" Monday night. He told the audience: "If you're feeling that there's something wrong with this picture -- you're seeing me -- because Dave is at the hospital waiting for his baby to be delivered!" The talk show host was looking forward to being a

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COURTESY OF 'THE FRIDAY FIVE' 1. What was your first Halloween costume? *Juiced*...a skeleton. I have a picture of myself in costume, sitting in the middle of my parents bed sharing all my treats with my dog, Scampi. I was 3 and didn't realize chocolate was truly poison to dogs. Somehow Scampi lived to be 14 years anyway! 2. What was your best costume and why? *Juiced*...I dressed as Elvira a

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SHOUT OUT! WHAT I'M SAYING... *Juiced*...We got fan mail! We got.... wait, what? WE got fan mail? Yes we did! Well, we got a letter! I'd like to give a big shout out to emmsi, a member of blurty.com and say thank-you for your email. Hope you're feeling better, emmsi... we all know how hard H.A.S ( H.A.S= Halloween Aftermath Syndrome) can hit. Yet sadly, no celebrity has ever stepped forward and

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WHAT I'M SAYING... *Juiced*...is this... I did it! Giggle Juice now has a functioning FAQ and MAP! I finally gathered my notes and thoughts long enough to put something together. Jazz is out one day and 'I change the office'... can't wait for his imput. He usually 'cuts the chat' and decides what's used, but since he wasn't here and it was only half completed... LOOK WHAT I CAN DO! *Stewart - Mad

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THIS DAY IN HISTORY A LOOK BACK IN TIME *click for the source site* November 2 1974... The Time Go-Go Club in Seoul, South Korea burns, killing 78. Six of the victims jumped six floors to their deaths. After the fire started, club officials barred the doors, suspecting a ruse by customers to avoid paying. November 2 1984... Velma Barfield, convicted of killing her mother, her boyfriend and

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CAR RAMS MISS. ARENA DURING BUSH SPEECH (INSERT YOUR OWN STEREOTYPICAL 'WOMAN DRIVER' JOKE HERE) *click for the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... A woman said to have "snapped" from stress drove her car with three children inside past a police checkpoint Saturday and rammed it into an arena where President Bush had given a speech. Bush was unharmed and authorities said later she had never intended to

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GIRLS PUMMEL MAN WHO EXPOSED HIMSELF GO GIRLPOWER! *no need to click, you'll get the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... Rudy Susanto, 25, who had exposed himself to teenage girls on as many as seven occasions outside St. Maria Goretti School, struck again on Thursday just as students were being dismissed, police said. But this time, a group of girls in school uniforms angrily confronted Susanto with help

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N.Y. MAYOR BACKS BLAGOJEVICH'S DRUG FIGHT AMERICA WANTS THEIR DRUGS BACK! *no need to click, you'll get the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... Gov. Blagojevich enlisted support Wednesday from the Republican mayor of New York City in his bid to persuade the Bush administration to allow drug imports from Canada. In the Big Apple, where he also met with bond-rating houses, Illinois' governor appeared before

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LOVE HIT WITH DRUG CHARGE SINGER TURNS HERSELF IN AND POSTS BAIL *click for the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... Courtney Love turned herself in to police in Beverly Hills, California, yesterday and was hit with two felony counts of drug possession. The charges stem from an October 3rd incident where Love was arrested while trying to break into the Los Angeles home of ex-boyfriend Jim Barber. Hours

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THE BRAIN IS SMARTER THEN THE EYE FOUND THIS SITE WHILE SURFING WHAT THEY SAID... Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn´t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it

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STATION EXPEDITION 7 CREW LANDS IN SOYUZ SPACECRAFT NASA TELEVISION COVERAGE CAN BE SEEN ON THE INTERNET: CLICK HERE *click for the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... Expedition 7 Commander Yuri Malenchenko and NASA Station Science Officer Ed Lu are back on Earth after six months in space. Malenchenko and Lu -- along with European Space Agency Astronaut Pedro Duque -- landed safely in Kazakhstan at 9:41

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'PRICE IS RIGHT' ANNOUNCER ROD RODDY DIES AT 66 GOODBYE TO A FRIENDLY AND FAMILIAR FACE... *click for the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... Rod Roddy, the flamboyantly dressed announcer on the TV game show "The Price is Right'' whose booming, jovial voice invited lucky audience members to "Come on down!'' for nearly 20 years, died Monday. He was 66. Roddy, who suffered from colon and breast cancer, died

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INMATES VIE TO BECOME PRISON POP IDOLS WE'D LOVE TO HEAR SIMON COWELL'S TAKE ON THIS!... *no need to click, you'll get the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... Bright lights and toe-tapping tunes -- it could have been any singing contest, even American Idol... but the wardens guarding the auditorium gave it away: the performers were all prisoners from Russia's notoriously harsh jails. More than 800 hopefuls

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"THE ONLY BAG PERMITTED ON THE PGA TOUR SHOULD BE A GOLF BAG" OH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY... *Side Note: we realize this story is a few month's old now, but we think it's worth looking at one more time.* *no need to click, you'll get the pic* WHAT HE SAID... Vijay Singh, easily, the most vocal opponent against allowing a female to participate in the tournament says "The only bag permitted on the

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DOCTOR DOLITTLE GONE BAD! NAZI SALUTE CHARGE DROPPED... *click for the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... Charges against a man who taught his dog to perform a Nazi-style salute have been dropped. But the 54-year-old German still faces trial in Berlin on Thursday for allegedly shouting "Heil Hitler" in public. Police stopped the man in March after he was heard shouting the Nazi slogan in Berlin. As the

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WHAT'S IN A NAME? WELL LETS FIND OUT! *no need to click, you'll get the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... A British couple have been forced to move house because of the shame caused by the name of their street -- Butt Hole Road. Paul and Lisa Allott sold their $250,000 bungalow in Conisbrough, northern England after living there for just 15 months, fed up with the constant leg-pulling. Taxis and pizza

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RECORDING INDUSTRY SENDS SUIT WARNINGS HERE WE GO... AGAIN! *no need to click, you'll get the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... The record industry's trade group has warned 204 people suspected of illegally swapping music over the Internet that it plans to file lawsuits against them. The Recording Industry Association of America started mailing sternly worded warnings last week. Unlike last month's

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IN MALAYSIA, YOU CAN JUST "PHONE IT IN". DIAL D FOR DIVORCE! *no need to click, you'll get the pic* WHAT THEY SAID... Getting a quickie divorce has taken on a whole new meaning in Malaysia after it was decided that a man can end his marriage with a mobile phone text message. The governments adviser on religious affairs said that as long as the message was clear and unambiguous, it was valid

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DAVID BLAINE EMERGES FROM THE BOX AT THE END OF HIS 44-DAY SELF-IMPOSED FAST! ummm... WHY WAS HE IN THE BOX IN THE FIRST PLACE? *click for the pic* WHAT HE SAID... Blaine smiled as his transparent box was lowered to the riverbank by Tower Bridge on Sunday night. Thousands of fans cheered the 30-year-old American who burst into tears as he emerged from the box, saying: "I love you all forever.

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WITH THE SUPPORT OF THEIR FANS, THE CHICAGO CUBS ARE ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY! ...OH OH... *click for the pic* WHAT HE SAID... In a statement released October 15th, 2003, Bartman apologized "from the bottom of this Cubs fan's broken heart." He said that he had his "eyes glued on the approaching ball the entire time and was so caught up in the moment that I did not even see Moises Alou, much less

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